Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Chicken Politic


BARACK OBAMA : The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN : My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILARY CLINTON : When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

GEORGE W. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

JOHN LENNON : Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace and harmony ……

BILL GATES : I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never …………….. crash …….... OK, let's reboot.

BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. By the way, what is your definition of chicken ?

AL GORE : I invented the chicken !

LEE HSIEN LOONG : Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.

ABDULLAH BADAWI : We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ..... Now what were we talking about ? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.

MAHATHIR : Apakah benda ini ? The non-Bumi chickens want to cross the road ? How can they disrespect and disregard the Bumi chickens !!! We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our right !

ANWAR : We have enough chickens waiting to cross over on September 16 !!!

WONG KAN SENG : I am sorry that the chicken was allowed to cross the road. It was an honest mistake. Let's move on.

Singapore Table Tennis Association (STTA) President-cum-PAP MP Lee Bee Wah : Huh ? No coach accompanying the chicken ? I want to sack the team manager !!!

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4 comments:

အန္တီခ်မ္း said...

chicken:

OMG i can't believe my crossing road bring this much troubles to human being...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actually i am just a chicken running for my life instead of becoming a meat in a bum

(Chicken run) cartoon...200xxx............

ဇြန္မိုးစက္ said...

ဒီ fwd mail ကုိယ္မရဖူးဘူး။ ဖတ္ၿပီး ျပဳံးလုိက္ရတာ။ ေဝမွ်ေပးတဲ့အတြက္ ေက်းဇူး ရီတာ။ :)

kokomaung.uk said...

ဖုိးသူေတာ္ တစ္ေယာက္ေရးထားတ့ဲ "ကၽြတ္" "မုန္း" "၀င္" ပုံျပင္ကုိ ေျပးသတိရမိေသးေတာ့၏။

အန္တီခ်မ္း said...

ေဒၚရီတာ
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ေပၚမလာအေတာ္ၾကာ
ေနေကာင္းတယ္ဟုတ္